"The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race." - Henry Ward Beecher
"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey." - Malcolm de Chazal
"I'm not a monkey, but I'm told I'm a very good mimic." - Tom Lehrer
"When a monkey puts on a crown, it does not make him king." - Nigerian Proverb
"Monkeys are superior to men in some points; when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey." - Malcom de Chazal
"Monkeys are hairy and childish, which is evident from the looks of all men and women in love." - Dejan Stojanovic
"The monkeys seized us by the leg, dragged us away, and separated us." - Mary Kingsley
"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey." - Malcom de Chazal
"I’m glad I’m not a monkey. We monkeys can't get up early, we can't work without noise, we can't sit in an office without gossiping, and we can't eat three meals a day without complaining." - Matshona Dhliwayo
"A monkey is always a monkey and a man is always a man. Both know where they come from." - African Proverb